Jokes of the day – Live Confessions!

What would you do if u were this lady? Lady: Hi, good afternoon.
Radio Station: Good afternoon, what can we do for you?
Lady: Please, I'll like to get two tickets for the Honey Singh LIVE show this weekend.
Radio Station: Well, you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air & make them believe it.
Lady: That's ok.
Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?
Lady: Yes, I have a son. Radio Station: Good, you will call your husband & tell him he is not the father of ur son.
Lady: Wow, that's a big one.
Radio Station: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it's all prank.
Lady: Ok, let's do this 'cause I really want the tickets.
Radio Station: Ok, where is he right now? Lady: He's at the office. His number is…
(Radio station calls the husband)
Lady: Hello Love!
Husband: Hi Baby!
Lady: How is work?
Husband: Good, can't wait to get back home & make sweet love to you.
Lady: Me too! But em… there's something I need to tell you.
Husband: Ok, I'm all ears dear!
Lady: You know I love you?
Husband: Yes I do!
Lady: And we promised to always be sincere to each other?
Husband: Yes we did, you're starting to scare me dear, please, what's this all about?
Lady: Something happened in my office Nine years ago.
Husband: What happened?
Lady: The annual x-mas party we had in the office 9 yrs ago I got drunk & had sex with a co-worker… em, you are not the father of our son.
Husband: What!
Lady: I just felt you should know.
Husband: Are you crazy?
Lady: I'm sorry love, I just needed to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can't believe this.
Lady: Am sorry love, please forgive me.
Husband: You want forgiveness? Ok you have to forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5yrs.
Radio Station: Oh God!
Lady: What did you just say?
Husband: You heard me, we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you?
Radio Station: Sir, this is a prank & you are on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on you so you guys can get tickets to go watch the Honey Singh Live Show this weekend.
Husband: Oh shit!